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September 4, 2003 Collision Stockdale Flint, MI 48503 Dear Mr. , On August 8, I visited your shop and inquired about an estimate to repair minor collision damage to my 1993 after striking a pedestrian in a cross walk. Unfortunately, before I was able to have the work performed, I was involved in a similar altercation with three juveniles on August 21. Much of the damage is in the same area. But, your mechanic, insisted that the cost for the repairs would be $1465. How can this be? The previous charges were only $280. I need to have the drivable for my court dates, and right now the front right tire is rubbing against the fender. Is there a way to do this work in stages? Sincerely, -