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May 3, 1997

- Lottery Association
NW Urbandale Drive
Urbandale, IA 50322

Dear Lottery,
I have tried multiple times to seek some remedy for my dilmena-like situtation I'm apart of now. My neighbor, won part of the $56 million dollar jackpot on October 26 of last year. A week or so after the lottery, she bought a new car, and then they sold their house. I have been unable to get a hold of them since. You see, when would come over before the boys came home, she and I'd talk about what we'd do if we won. We made a pact to share any lottery winnings that might come our way as a way to double our chances. Three of the numbers she used for the came from my family. 17 was my son birthday, 37 was the year my father was born, and 4 was the age of my youngest girl, . In exchange, I'd play three numbers wanted me to play on each ticket.

I'm not asking to split the winnings with . She was a dear friend, and deserves much of it. But, I'm in danger of losing my home because I can't keep up with the mortgage payments. I was hoping to get in touch with her to see if she can help.

Sincerely,






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