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Tuesday, June 11, 2002



Av.
Norman, OK 73026


Dear :

Did you sell any fish to a on August 5, 1978? He was my father, and I think he might have purchased me from your store as an Oscar. I found a receipt recently that lists that date, but that is my birthday! If I really was born as a human, than why would he be in your pet store on that date?

Are there any ways that you know of where a fish can become a human? Could you direct me to any books? This is really worrying me.

Sincerely, Oscar





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