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2002.6.19.1345

FBI
Washington, D.C.

Dear Fedral Buru of Infestication:

I want to confes to what I did. Their was a machene at the train stayson that tooks doller bills. I dident half one, so I used a cut up news papir. And it was me a tickit. But, my frend tells evryone and I mite get sent back home. Were can I send the doller that I supposed to put in the machene? I am so sorry. I want very much to be a AMERICAN! Please, thank you.






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