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July 10, 2002


FBI
4500 Orange Grove Aven.
Sacramento, California 95841,4205

Sirs,

I have the message from the Phalotinians:

00110111 11010011 01111111 01011101 00001111 00001111 00001111 01111011
11101111 01101110 00011011 11101110 10100111 00111011 00101011 00110111
10110111 00110101 00010111 00101101 00010101 00001111

I want payment in small bills: 1s, 5s, and 10s. Send it to:

P.O. Box
, -

They will kill me if you don't.

Sincerely,
Abraham Lincoln





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