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august 12th, 2002


7000 blvd.
, ca


dear ,
it was in march that i was in your store in , utah. there was a clerk who worked there named, or . (im not sure how she spelled it.) after losing my wife to an inflamed thyroid in 1998, i was sad much of the time. i needed to buy some curtains for my nieces visit. (the old curtains reminded me of , too much.) my niece used to go to the university of , but now is a waitress in las vegas. when i was in your store for the curtains, (or ) was helping me with the things the curtains attach to. she had one of those calculators with her which told you the price. i realized for a moment that i stopped thinking about my late wife, for just a moment. when i realized this, however, i had to leave the store. i didnt want to be so sad and so happy at the same time. my niece visited and saw the old curtains and i told her that i wanted new ones. so we went back to the store and found the ones i was looking at a few days earlier. was there and i could tell that she was sad that i left so quickly the last time. i didnt want to let my niece in on my thoughts, so i just acted polite. my niece left for las vegas yesterday and i want to go back to the store. im not sure if (or ) will still be there. can you let me know her schedule so i dont embarrass myself going there without here.

travis

, ut


p.s.: i dont want to use the shift key because it wakes up my ferret.





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