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Dec. 13, 2002
George
Burger
, Inc.
West Main St., I.N. 
Dear Mr.
:I am very worried about your staff at the
Burger Restaurant. They are trying to send coded messages with the drive-through display. On Saturday they were showing the Cayman Island Burger for $2.12. This mysteriously was replaced with the Hawaii Salad Pizza for $2.02.At first I didn't understand what they were saying, but if you replace the word BURGER with AGENCY, it becomes clear. They are sending CODEDED MESSAGES to someone about the C.I.A. offices in Manhattan, N.Y. The $2.12 amout is the AREA CODE of this place. Then if you replace Hawaii Salad with Homeland Security. It is clear that the AREA CODE for Washington, D.C. is 202. This is much more than a coincidence!
The franchiser of this restaurant is from some country like Russia or Poland or Germany. He has an accent. I am worried. I have decided not to eat there anymore.
Sincerely,
, I.N.