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February 14, 2003


The FBI
2 Financial Center - Suite 200
10825 Financial Center Pkwy
Little Rock, AR 72211


FBI,

It is the day of love and I love the one whom you don't want me to love. These are your rules and the rules of men with guns of power. I have no guns of power and therefore am incapable of the sheer joy of realizing my love. does not even know that I exist or that you exist. I have unplugged my microwave oven per your instructions. It was a difficult decision. Could you please send me more news on the love that I will have when you are able to let me love the one whom I am able to love when it is time? This is taking far too long. I don't want to be one of your agents any more if you leave me in this dark place.

Agent 6-55555-A





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