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February 27, 2003


The FBI
2 Financial Center - Suite 200
10825 Financial Center Pkwy
Little Rock, AR 72211


FBI,

This has gone on far too long. Now is gone!!!!!! You are so f evil. How could you take her from me! Damn you all! I resign. Tell Agent 7-66666-B that I can not be his whipping boy any more. He'll have to whip his own a from now on. Boo hoo! Boo hoo! That's how he'll cry.

The Former Agent 6-55555-A

PS - I plugged my microwave back in now.





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