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March 1, 2003 Studios Melrose Avenue Hollywood, CA 90038 Dear Studios: I have waited for several months for you to contact me, but I'm assuming you're just as concerned about the time traveller as I am. It seems that the actor who plays Lt. Daniels on is really from the future. He appeared in a dream of mine. I was in Baton Rouge, LA in the year 2045 after the big war. He told me not to worry. I asked him why he was there and he told me that it would all become evident over time. I was confused by this and I thought I woke up. But I have now come to realize that this was not a dream. In fact, I was taken into the future by this actor and to let me know about the big war. That was in November or December of 2001. A couple of weeks ago, he showed up again and took me to another city. I think it was on Vulcan, but I'm not sure. He asked me why I thought I was there. I said I didn't know. He then told me it was okay, because , , and other writers for the show were all aware of who he really was. That it was time for me and the other contactees to receive further instructions from Studios. Please don't forget me. I'm waiting for your instructions. Yours Truely, Kyle PO Box , MI -