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From:    "Fred " <@.> To:      @albany.fbi.gov Subject: Chemicals Date:    Mon, 5 May 2003 11:16:57 -0500 Dear Agent , I know you are sending me these adverts. Please stop. I'm not going to buy the pills or the sexual items. I can't be lured by your purported capitalistic Machiavellian advances like that. I'm not telling you any more. - Anonymous (You know Who) From:    @fbi.gov To:      "Fred " <@.> Subject: Re: Chemicals Date:    Mon, 5 May 2003 16:22:03 EDT Dear Fred , Thank you for contacting the FBI with your concerns. The FBI does not send unsolicited commercial e-mail. It is likely that the person who has sent you this unsolicited commercial e-mail forged a return e-mail address to make it appear as if it were from the FBI. Please send up copies of the original e-mails that were sent to you, so we can investigate this further. Sincerely, FBI Albany From:    "Fred " <@.> To:      @albany.fbi.gov Subject: Re: Re: Chemicals Date:    Wed, 7 May 2003 03:42:16 -0500 , Proof -- HA! I signed the last letter anonymous -- and yet you still knew my name. You are like all the others. I've given my seed to the Raelians and they want me to make their clones. Then you won't know which ones are me. I don't want it. None of your newspapers or coupons or I.O.U.'s for gold. You try to keep it all. God Bless America, Superman From:    @fbi.gov To:      "Fred " <@.> Subject: Re: Re: Chemicals Date:    Wed, 7 May 2003 10:18:05 EDT Dear Superman, The FBI does not spy on persons without proper legal authorization. You may have inadvertently provided us your name by sending us e-mail from your personal address at @.. If you have any information that might be useful to ongoing cases being investigated by the Albany, NY FBI please contact us. All additional correspondences of this nature should be sent to @fbi.gov. Sincerely, FBI Albany From:    "Fred " <@.> To:      @albany.fbi.gov Subject: Re: Re: Re: Chemicals Date:    Fri, 9 May 2003 01:49:42 -0500 FBI Thugs, Last time I checked, this was a free country... oh wait. That was before the self-proclaimed Patriot Acts. Now you are the minions of the US Treasury and the . If you don't stop reading my email and sending me these adverts I am going to come to Albany and make my will known to you. God Bless America, Gomer Pyle From:    "Fred " <@.> To:      @albany.fbi.gov Subject: Re: Re: Re: Chemicals Date:    Thu, 15 May 2003 14:10:10 -0500 , I'm sorry. Was that you in the black Lexus that drove down my street all day yesterday? I didn't mean to make you angry. Please write back. I thought we were friends. I want to mail you some Ice Cream Bars. I'm sorry. Fred